Category Archives: Daily Reminder NOT to Have Children

For the child interested in grooming from an early age…

Seriously?  What is this?  Who wants to shave a baby?

(Via Bits & Pieces)

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Yup, middle school boys still suck

That’s a particularly clever headline because the kid has a lollipop.

(Via Buzzfeed)

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If my kid looked like that, I’d probably toss it too…

;-)

(Via Bits&Pieces)

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Hello Kitty Maternity Ward is just as nauseating as pregnancy

Can’t even deal:

It’s in Taiwan and not Japan, otherwise there would be a really unfortunate Unmarried Brother joke here…

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Do you remember the Nickelodeon cartoon “The Inside-Out Boy?”

This kid TOTALLY made me think of it.  That’s his heart!

Here’s a little reminder…

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I may cede all future vlogs to this kid

For his sake, I really hope this didn’t make the rounds at his school.

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But who really loses?

In case you haven’t heard, Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz had their kid and named him Bronx Mowgli Wentz.

Is Bronx Mowgli the biggest loser in this situation?  Surprisingly not, here are some other people getting the short end of the baby name stick:

  • Jessica Simpson — because no one’s talking about her
  • Jason Lee — because Pilot Inspektor is no longer the most ridiculous celebrity baby name
  • Little Newton — because Bronx Mowgli was a top contender for his/her name

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