My old age is catching up to me and after big nights out Friday and Saturday, I decided to pass on going out with Matt (aka @theinstantwin) when he came down from NYC last night. Matt, however, despite being much, much, much older than I am, still went out and had a number of “old man” moments.
I think, however, that I ended up the big winner because a) I’m fully functional this morning and b) I got to have the following exchanges of texts with Matt last night…
Matt: at a bar in georgetown. bouncer looked at me in disbelief when he saw my ID. don’t think they serve 25 and overs here.
Karen: Jesus. Which one?
Matt: rhino. but i’m reading the sign over the door as rhi-nobody over 25… *ba dum chh*
Karen: Yeah, that has a rep w/ high schoolers, so you’re way old
Matt: someone just thought my job was “like… fucking ill.” fml.
Matt: breaking: invited into girls bathroom to take a shot out of plastic bottle of something someone smuggled in. dignity on the line…
Karen: Keep me posted. I’m blogging all of this
Matt: i tried to twitpic me and plastic sauza bottle. deemed inappropriate in girls bathroom though…
Matt: uh… david the gnome is an urban legend here.
Karen: I wouldn’t mention fraggle rock then
Matt: fraggles wouldn’t be ID’d here.
Matt: pre-med at georgetown threw up outside… facebooking her to make sure I don’t get operated on.
Matt: update: now in an apt. with mock-ikea furniture. this is an official plea for help.
Karen (sent at 9:30 this morning): Ummm did you survive?
Matt: I did – but i’ve been looking around justin’s apartment and it’s confirmed: dignity is nowhere to be found.
Karen: Yeah you definitely left that in Georgetown. And maybe in 2009…