Unmarried Brother just might be eligible for sainthood

Unmarried Brother is helping Mom set up her webcam — a fact that led to a number of amusing moments last night, including:

Mom: We were talking to [Married Brother] and we could see him, but he couldn’t see us.  It looked like he was picking lice out of his hair.

And later…

Unmarried Brother: Oh so you’re coming home in two weeks?  That’ll be great because the Hammer is visiting.

Mom: Oh fun!  You guys can have a threesome!

Me and Unmarried Brother [in unison]: NO!

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