Unmarried Brother is helping Mom set up her webcam — a fact that led to a number of amusing moments last night, including:
Mom: We were talking to [Married Brother] and we could see him, but he couldn’t see us. It looked like he was picking lice out of his hair.
Unmarried Brother: Oh so you’re coming home in two weeks? That’ll be great because the Hammer is visiting.
Mom: Oh fun! You guys can have a threesome!
Me and Unmarried Brother [in unison]: NO!