Family lunch with some hoes on the side

Mommy: Stay or don’t stay, I don’t give a hidey ho!

Daddy: What’s a hidey ho?

Mommy: A flying fig!

Daddy: I’m not sure you want to use that expression now that we’re in the rap era.  You can’t say “ho” to these two [points to me and Unmarried Brother].

Me: [Unmarried Brother] is very ho-focused, Mom.

Unmarried Brother: I do like hoes.

Mommy: Well what do you expect me to say then?

Daddy and Me [in unison]: Flying Fig!

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2 responses to “Family lunch with some hoes on the side

  1. Daniela

    “You doing ho activities, with ho tendencies
    Hoes are your friend, hoes are your enemy
    With ho energy to do what you do…”

    Thought you would like some freshmen year sing-a-long memories…

    I think I can still sing the whole thing by heart.

  2. A) I can still sing the whole thing by heart (and about 50% of “Area Codes”)
    B) I did recite part of it with Unmarried Brother during/after this very conversation!

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