Family dinner with sexpots on the side

Mommy: Some of the women don’t like [Redacted] because she’s a bit of a sexpot.

Me: Really?

Mommy: Well, blonde, flirtacious, you know, a sexpot…

Daddy: Basically she’s just less fat than the other women.

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  1. Do you think I could pose as your long lost sister? I’d so love to be a part of these family conversations.

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