Monthly Archives: May 2009

Barbara hates me

I was sending Barbara links of unattractive people while she was eating:

“Now I understand why my fortune teller would said I would have stomach problems.  It’s because I’m friends with a**holes like you.”

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Presented without comment: the Young Cons anthem

Kudos to them for even making this at Dartmouth…

And to the one who said he was 6’9″: call me.

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Obama effect in the UK: Diversity beats Susan Boyle

Diversity is a men’s street dance group made up of three sets of brothers and their friends (ages 12-25).  Not going to lie, Simon’s smile is almost as worthwhile a reason to watch as the dancing itself.  Almost, but not quite.

Enjoy their initial (impressive) audition.

And then watch their KILLER final performance that won them the whole competition.

Again, sorry I can’t embed!

*Oh and if you want to see some other favorites in the finale, enjoy: Susan Boyle, Stavros Flatley, and my future boyfriend when he’s of age, Shaheen.

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Killer dating advice from my mother

So my parents have been married for 40 years and have never dated anyone except each other.  As a result, my mother provides particularly awesome dating advice.

Please enjoy today’s gem:

Mommy: Listen, if he slips a mickey into your drink, then once you feel woozy, you should jump in a cab by yourself and go home.

Thanks for the tip, Mommy!  FYI, if I see someone “slip [me] a mickey,” I’ll probably just not drink the drink in the first place.

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For your enjoyment…

  1. Stavros Flatley from Britain’s Got Talent — honestly one of the most upbeat clips I’ve ever watched.
  2. Do you like explosions and boobs? If yes, enjoy this SFW link from Eric.

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Japanese Baby Foot makes me laugh

Via Clusterflock

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Meghan McCain is not my friend anymore

So I made a comment on Twitter about Meghan McCain’s jewelry on the Colbert Report:

Picture 3Turns out, Meghan was none too pleased:

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Sorry, Meghan, didn’t think it was that offensive.  I guess pro-sex Republicans who didn’t take econ also can’t handle a relevant pop culture comparison?

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