The bad news is the first and second teams are also in the AL East:
1. Tampa Bay Rays (97-65) – View so different from top, Maddon forced to change prescription on Clark Kent knockoffs.
2. Boston Red Sox (95-67) – Pedroia begins defense of MVP season by growing dreadlocks, complaining of suffocating Boston fishbowl.
3. New York Yankees (89-73) – Yanks ask Ransom to try to look more like A-Rod; he gives them “deliciously pouty.”