Dear [Redacted Facebook Friend],

Look, I know we haven’t really spoken since 7th grade, but I want to let you know that your Facebook statuses make me uncomfortable:

  • [Redacted] is having a bladder infection.
  • [Redacted] is going to the doctor today and hopefully will just get her kidney taken out!
  • [Redacted] thinks that someone who wants to help you even when you’re all gross is amazing. That is love.

Here’s the thing, [Redacted], I’m not going to unfriend you because Liz and I love to discuss your status messages, but honestly, you’ve really gone above and beyond the “overshare” category.

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One response to “Dear [Redacted Facebook Friend],

  1. Liz

    True story – bladder infection = too much sex. TMI!

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