In just two weeks, three different Tampa teachers have been arrested for having sex with students.
This surprises me because:
a) high school girls are pretty slutty these days
b) I watched the Mary Kay Letourneau Lifetime movie and totes didn’t understand the appeal
c) ummm… how many disgusting 40-year old women can there be in one county?
Since 2005, at least 10 schoolteachers in Hillsborough and neighboring counties have been arrested on similar charges.
Apparently, Dawson’s Creek was closer to reality than we all thought!